Become an alien reptile. Obviously.
Kinda suits me, but I always knew green was my colour.
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So I started off by popping on this jazzy little number: my daughter’s swim cap. To go swimming, you say? Not a chance, I say!
If I’m going to cover myself in glue and loo roll, I’d better make the job of extricating that mess a little easier. Mod Podge in the hair is not good. NOT GOOD.
There we go… is it an alien, or a reptile? Reptalien? Alitile? Who cares. It’s a creepy green monster thing that was fun to create.
Is it just me or do I bear more than a passing resemblance to Tim Booth? I do, don’t I?
Wax on. Wax off. It really did feel like I’d waxed my face when I started to peel this hideous mess off. I still have eyebrows, so that’s a bonus.
My second shower of the day. I’ve never been so clean, wooo!
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